Wow, sometimes I think celebrities need to get in the real world. Fair enough, if you’ve been brought up as a celebrity, you can possibly be forgiven for being a bit of an idiot. If you used to be a regular (and I say regular, not normal) person, then the blame is totally your own.

Apparently (and this is what has sparked the rant off) Cheryl Cole was “badly shaken” after a “terrifying security breach.” The security breach that was so terrifying, was a woman slipping past Cheryl Cole’s security guards at an event. The woman grabbed her wrist. Yes, cue the horror music.

After the lapse of the security guard, Cheryl was fed vodka then coffee as Simon Cowell comforted her. Cheryl, in the real world love, you either let the woman chatter on and then disengage her politely, or if she really won’t let go and you get scared, a swift kick to the leg often works. Nothing to get upset over, is it – and definitely nothing to “freeze with fear over.” Get in the real world girl!