There’s always one idiot who has to ruin it, don’t you find? The new, full-body ‘naked’ scanners that are being rolled out across airports have caused massive controversy already amidst fears that security guards will use the scanners inappropriately instead of dispassionately and professionally. And of course, one pleb has to go and prove the worry-warts right.

Heathrow airport, a male security guard uses the new scanners to take a picture of, and make inappropriate remarks about, a female colleague. He’s given a police warning, but the damage has already been done. Thankfully, bosses are showing common sense for once and continuing the roll-out of the new scanners – well, there’s a first time for everything!